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Post by Guest on Fri Feb 05, 2016 3:16 am

Hello!

First time I didn't care of this ridiculous case, and was about to leave it to Samael,but, then I noticed, that I'm an admin, too. Not anyways, I just can't sleep...

So let's take this shiny pearl in hands and help me to examine the impossible!

It was a rainy monday. Cracker22 opened his eyes and wake up.
- What should I do today... - He slowly crawled out from the bed and looked around...
and saw the dusty, web covered computer.
- Hmm - that's how he thought - My parents went to work and I'm alone at home, why shouldn't I play a bit instead of school?
By the time Cracker22 thought the whole sentence, he realized, that he already sat down in front of the computer.
- And now what? World of Warcraft requires parental control, while I'm 13 years old...
Call of Duty? No, that much blood would pop my nerves out, then it will ends my neighbors slaughtered.
And finally, he caught his eye on the CS2D icon...
- Perfecto!
Cracker22 slowly pulled the cursor to the icon and clicked twice.
Nothing interesting happened.
Then he did it again. And again and again and again... when finally the game opened. And opened. And opened again and again and again.
- FUUUUCK!!! - as he shouted at the monitor, he spitted a large amount to it, which started to fume.
Then...
EXCEPTION ACCESS VIOLATION! MULTIPLE CONNECTION AND HACK DETECTED! COMPUTER WILL SHUT DOWN!
And the machine just turned off...

                                      -----

Two weeks later, Cracker22 told his parents what happened. He's got slapped on his ass because of the outage, but, at least, he's got a new computer.
It's just gleamed as new it was. He smelled it and noticed, that the machine is much better, than the previous was.
- Let's just install CS2D! - he bellowed, and immadiately turned on the computer.
Barely a minute has passed, the game is already runned.
- Hmm, hmm, which server, which one I choose?

*glorious sound* -[IFwsI]- */glorious sound*

- YEES! And if I'm here already, let's annoy some moderators!
Click-click..

DOWNLOADING FILES [0/999] It may take few seconds, be patient!
- FUUUUCCCK!
After a half an hour waiting, the server finally let him pass in.
Cracker22 was very overjoyed, when he saw, that there're his friends, those eternal urchins, who with often they making jokes with the server.
But... There was one more name... EpicBaron!
- Owww, that guy! - he screamed - that guy is a lively horror, who came from the deepest pits of hell... I must f**k out his nerves! Let's just ask him to ban me, HAHA, he wouldn't even think to dare it, because the *glorious sound* ONLY ONE MIGHTY AND UNIQUE BRAINLESS */glorious sound* will punish his ass hard.
PM to EpicBaron: Hey ya fcker ban me if you dare! HAHA
PM from EpicBaron: Ok.
Cracker22 has left the game (banned)!


Honestly, I'm about to let the ban stay, until he realize the difference between fun and being an annoying, hairy as...assassin.

I'm curious what do you think about the case, but, even though the last three sentences are essential, you should read the whole story! Xddd
So, the decide is yours now, would he deserve an other chance after he was banned uncountable times?

(sry for grammatical incorrections, it's 1:20 am here and can't sleep /: )


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Re: Cracker22 - Road to the elusive normality!

Post by Mew~ on Fri Feb 05, 2016 3:20 am

im on a sleepless night too, thank you brainless. thank you for this post.
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Re: Cracker22 - Road to the elusive normality!

Post by Guest on Fri Feb 05, 2016 3:23 am

My bed is yours if you can't sleep, honey! Wink

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Post by Mew~ on Fri Feb 05, 2016 3:26 am

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irrevelant on topic:
ban should stay
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Post by Se7en on Fri Feb 05, 2016 3:54 am

omg i cant sleep too

bed party confirmed
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Re: Cracker22 - Road to the elusive normality!

Post by EpicBaron on Fri Feb 05, 2016 4:16 am

10/10.Would tl;dr again
                                   -EpicIgn

For those who were not in there,the magical moment where it happened.


BUT WAIT!



ITS ALL AN ILLUMINATTI CONSPIRACY TO DEMOTE ME AND DESTROY FWS!

THIS MAY BE MY LAST WORDS BEFORE THEY TAKE ME OUT,I'LL MISS YOU GUYS


serious mod mode : on
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Re: Cracker22 - Road to the elusive normality!

Post by Kingakis--VIP on Fri Feb 05, 2016 4:48 am

Brainless wrote:then I noticed, that I'm an admin, too.

wat? are u sure?

Well thanks for that post, greetings to my friend cracker22
RIP, also props to epic(hardcore mod)

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Re: Cracker22 - Road to the elusive normality!

Post by zAzz on Fri Feb 05, 2016 4:51 am

lmao this made my day.
Btw, can i ban someone if he asks me to?
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Post by EpicBaron on Fri Feb 05, 2016 5:03 am

zAzz wrote:lmao this made my day.
Btw, can i ban someone if he asks me to?
I dont see why not,who are we to forbidd those poor creatures from getting banned?
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Post by Inferno on Fri Feb 05, 2016 7:02 am

How could you be patient enough to write this >_>
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Post by zAzz on Fri Feb 05, 2016 7:13 am

Pls make a book and make us all rich
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Post by piWi. on Fri Feb 05, 2016 9:18 am

Master Brainless wrote:being an annoying, hairy as...assassin.

Surely, that's it  cyclops  Honestly I never got it that he annoys anyone, but if a such high amount of Moderators confim this, it would be like you say. But I think that cracker is an active player and that we/you could remonerat this activity with a temporaly ban punishment. He didn't break such rules like freekilling, hacking or cheating so I've this opinion.

How bored you must be to write ths o.o
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Post by Guest on Fri Feb 05, 2016 11:31 am

piWi. wrote:
Master Brainless wrote:being an annoying, hairy as...assassin.

Honestly I never got it that he annoys anyone

That's bad, bcuz



That's after I deleted the inbox... however, if you're curious about the hidden text, 3/4 was an unban request.

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Post by Mémories on Fri Feb 05, 2016 11:42 am

You made my day. Funny history.
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Post by Nighthawk on Fri Feb 05, 2016 1:25 pm

I rate it 5/7
Best short story
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Post by Soushiant.iR on Fri Feb 05, 2016 1:59 pm

Honestly I never got it that he annoys anyone
Yes, there is a large number of annoying people who do not realize such thing; and continue to make everyone suffer with spitting out nonsense
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Re: Cracker22 - Road to the elusive normality!

Post by Samael on Fri Feb 05, 2016 4:04 pm

Leaving this case for you was best idea ever. xddd 10/10 "Perfecto!".
About the Cracker's behaviour - it is unacceptable. After getting unbanned, you - Cracker doing the same sh*t like before. This ban should stay until he understand "the difference between fun and being an annoying, hairy as...assassin".
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Post by Samael on Sat Feb 06, 2016 8:48 pm

@cracker22: Yours temporary ban will last till 1 st of March 2016. This time think about yours behavior.
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Re: Cracker22 - Road to the elusive normality!

Post by Nighthawk on Sat Feb 06, 2016 10:03 pm

cracker's PM 31st Jan 16 wrote::3 if u want i can use vpn my other usgn
Any signs of ban evasion will lead to a permanent ban from this community.
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Re: Cracker22 - Road to the elusive normality!

Post by Guest on Sun Feb 07, 2016 5:58 am

I love to harass virgin whores. Smile

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Post by piWi. on Sun Feb 07, 2016 11:37 am

Samael wrote:@cracker22: Yours temporary ban will last till 1 st of March 2016. This time think about yours behavior.

Good decision. I guess, it's long enough for learning (`<.>`)

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